Normally Krank would do what he can to avoid parties, but Kiri really wanted him to go. So how can he say no? He’s probably eyeing someone suspicious by the punch bowl ;) @celestialkiri your cavalier is here at last!
SHE IS SO HAPPY ; A ; <3 Aaaa their outfits match perfectly!!!
This is so fuggin’ CUTE I CAN’T HANDLE IT JFKSKFFKDB
Finally got around to posting this in response to @celestialkiri‘s Christmas Greeting over here (It’s mild NSFW, hence I’m hesitant to reblog!) But anyway this was hilarious to do and I live to see his reactions to this shit ahahaha
Like you absentmindedly feel the edge of your eyesocket or the corners of your cheekbones and you’re like:
“Oh yeah. I have a skull…I’m part skeleton.”
Just so everyone knows, I´ll log off from tumblr soon, and I will stay gone for at least a few days. I advice you all to do the same. I´ll be active on twitter!
Ey look, it´s Nino as a goblin x3
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IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.
I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination
Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*
Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”
That’s gussy babe
Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think.
It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done.
That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.
So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars
"I was fine when I didn't care. This is what happens when you make a pet of an animal like me instead of leaving me in the barnyard. You just turn me into something that can feel hurt."
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